Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? Because he couldn't find a Date!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas? An orange-utan.
These are the tights for you and your dad to live out your pun-filled orange-legged Fanta-sy (geddit??). These are also the perfect tight for when you stop for a Cheetos break between bench sets and have nowhere to wipe your dusty orange fingertips. Well look no further, these compression-tight-man-spandex leg gloves will solve all your problems and more. They'll bring some life into those early morning trail runs, late night yoga sessions, or that pick-up game of ultimate frisbee - all in a very a-peel-ling colour.
These stretchy buggers are 88% polyester and 12% spandex and are the comfiest pair of thigh jewellery you'll ever own.